Don’t get me wrong – NZ Music Month is great…. but The Whiskey on Ponsonby Road really have outdone themselves with how dire this series of gigs is…
Tue 1 May – The Adults with support Greg Fleming & The Trains (DJ Dan Aux)
Wed 2 May – The Jordan Luck Band with support Ekko Park (DJ Thane Kirby)
Thu 3 May – Anika Moa, with support Lydia Cole (DJ Sophia Nash)
Fri 4 May – The Babysitters Circus with support SuperVillains RMC (DJ Sweet Mix Kids)
Sat 5 May – The Feelers with support Kurt Shanks & The Drakes (DJ James Coleman)
Tue 8 May – Don McGlashan with support Lisa Crawley (DJ Art Heist)
Wed 9 May – Annabel Fay & Bulletproof with support Jamie McDell (DJ’s MayaVanya)
Thu 10 May – Opshop with support Jonny Love (DJ Clarke Gayford)
Fri 11 May – People of Paris support Sons of Vegas & Black White Dynamite
Sat 12 May – Hello Sailor with support Coast (DJ Thane Kirby)
To coin a phrase from Joe Nunweek’s review of The Black Seeds in this weeks Volumen magazine – for people who list “Live Music” as an interest on their Facebook profile.
Which of these shows is actually the worst?

























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katkatkat
April 19, 2012
The Feelers with support Kurt Shanks & The Drakes (DJ James Coleman)
close second with
Annabel Fay & Bulletproof with support Jamie McDell (DJ’s MayaVanya)
Fucking terrible.
Rebekah Guy
April 19, 2012
OMG I’m really looking forward to seeing the Jordan Luck Ban-zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Helen
April 19, 2012
Oh god, I can smell your elitism from here. Since when was NZ music month only for bored, alternative 20-somethings? Sounds like the Whiskey have their demographic bang on and have snaffled some of the few kiwi musicians likely to attract a mainstream audience.
Rebekah Guy
April 19, 2012
I am over 30, Helen. And full of vim and vigour – certainly not bored.
helen
April 19, 2012
OK I retract my broad brush description of the indie music scene. I stand by my point that NZ Music Month can and should include mainstream music, without attractive ridicule. I just thought the whole point of it was to celebrate our musicians, not an opportunity to be rude about ones we don’t like.
Cheese on Toast
April 19, 2012
Hey Helen, have you ever read Cheese on Toast before?
Rebekah Guy
April 19, 2012
You must admit, the line-up reads like a Who’s Who of NZ Music derision.
I’ll allow that you have a point, but I think the poster was really going for a shits-and-giggles kind of angle, rather than a treatise-on-the-faults-of-the-industry angle.
We all know the nature of the beast, as well as the fact that some like the beast and feed him treats. It’s all part of the rich tapestry of life.
Helen
April 19, 2012
Hi Cheese on Toast, I know, I know. I’m trolling. I’ll stop now. But it’d just be nicer if everyone was just nicer is all.
Rebekah Guy
April 19, 2012
Hey Cheese on Toast,
Ten points to you.
May the sun be ever at your back.
R
Cheese on Toast
April 19, 2012
i agree, it would be nicer if everyone was nicer.
Like,if 20 yr olds didnt stab 95 yr olds in head in their own homes at night.
It’d be nicer.
Not really relevant though.
Nick P
April 19, 2012
I vom’ed a little. Only in the mouth though, so my clothes are alright.
Ben
April 19, 2012
Would it be rude to turn up with stereos and blast some alternatives to this drivvle?
Also – Andrew – would be rad to get you in to the studio? We’re small time, so hopefully no issues with b – http://www.flatfm.co.nz!
Kurt Shanks
April 19, 2012
I take it “Katkatkat” you don’t want your name on the door, then
Lee
April 19, 2012
Anika Moa’s choice and I won’t have you think otherwise. Eat 10 dicks.
andy derbs
April 19, 2012
It’s not really about the music at the whisky bar , it’s more about how much money for drinks they can squeeze out of you, lets face it you would have to be preety drunk to enjoy most of these acts . they will have to sell a lot of whiskey on the night of jordan Luck just to cover his rider though. get in early as space is very limited folks
D STuff
April 19, 2012
the voters have got it all wrong. Yes the feelers are awful. The Opshop still believe in what they are doing though, a much worse gig. Blurrgg vomit vomit.
Pete
April 20, 2012
Motocade played this last year didn’t they? Did anyone go to that?
andy derbs
April 20, 2012
Yip , went to that one but only because Clap Clap Riot were playing support
simon
April 21, 2012
This is the only one I’d consider going to;
Don has a formidable musical history, whizz kids, the plague, blam blam, blam, limbs, from scratch, front lawn and muttonbirds that far surpasses any of the other acts (even the Adults)
Tue 8 May – Don McGlashan with support Lisa Crawley (DJ Art Heist)
Walt
April 23, 2012
Cheese on Toast can you please let us know what the f**k is going on with the new Collapsing Cities album?
Steve Mathieson
May 7, 2012
@ Walt our Album is Finished. Its called “Strangers Again “, I am very happy with it. Tim our drummer shot a music video for a new single this weekend and we are doing another video next weekend . We finished it 6 months ago, but have been waiting on Tim to be free to do the videos.. I know its taken fucking ages! I Just kind of gave up on talking about it because I would say one thing and then the opposite would happen.. New Video will be out in the next month.. Album out end of June/July..The Sophomore Slump is over !…
Cheers,
Steve
Cheese on Toast
April 23, 2012
1. it’s kinda hilarious that “Wait” chose to post the query here.
2. TBH it’s almost become a running joke; every time I see Steve from Collapsing Cities he assures me that the new album is ready to be released and that it’s awesome and that he ‘can’t wait for me to hear it’. This has been going on for about 18 months.
Jeremy
April 24, 2012
OK so I know this was last week’s controversy, but I am a long time Cheese On Toast visitor, Kings Arms punter and BFM listener and I am a bit horrified by the snobbery of this article and comments.
Get over yourselves and realise we are actually in the minority of music fans. And that punters getting out to see NZ Music is a good thing whether we like that music or not.
Realise also that people like Don McGlashan and Hello Sailor were actually ground-breaking and alternative in their younger days. How many people do you think actually went to The Gluepot or listened to The Front Lawn?
I notice that McGlashan, The Adults, Anika Moa are excluded from the voting options above – have these been deemed cooller by the skinny jeans alumni?
Right, feel better now. Do your worst in response. Me, I am going to go drink a Lion Red and reminisce about drunkenly raging to The Exponents from in the pool at the Mon Desir!
jay
May 1, 2012
They are shockers
Worst nightmare-having to sit through:
Annabel Fay,Opshop,the Feelers & then Michael Bolton with a special guest appearance from Kenny G!